Alright folks, it's that time of year! Every four years, the nation comes together and votes for President of the United States of America. If you're anything like me, you're sick and tired of these ridiculous candidates and their ridiculous views on the world.
Well, it's time for a change, and I know just the candidates to bring it on!
Come vote for Horror President! We've got two sides, just to make sure we get equal and accurate representation, so you've got two votes to cast. Then, once we narrow it down, we'll have the first ever Horror Revolution President!
We'll be coming back at you shortly with the primaries and a candidate profile for each set of candidates, but the polls are open now.
First up is Michael Myers, with his Vice Presidential Pick, Jason Voorhees!